paintings that trans your gender
[VD: a clip from The Simpsons. Homer stands in a crowd with Lisa, and speaks to the mayor.
“Excuse me, Mayor Smofa. I’m not like these brainy tote bags over here. I like my crusts stuffed, my martial arts mixed, and my movies fully Sandler-ed. But there’s this painting from that museum, and when I really look at it, only one word explains what I feel. What is it again?” He leans down to Lisa, who whispers in his ear. “Transgender,” he says. Lisa whispers to him again. In the same tone of voice, he says, “Transcendent.” End VD]
Like, I know why it happens – the meat packing plant is just slapping the exact same label on everything, regardless of whether it's processed or not – but when I see a package of raw, unsmoked, unprocessed meat proudly announcing that it contains "All Natural Ingredients", every time I'm tempted to ask where they keep the unnatural meat. I feel like they're holding out on us here.
Well, there’s the Impossible Meat, the Beyond Meat, and the “meat” with an apostrophe in its name, like “chik’n”.
See, those are the exact opposite of what I'm after – plant-based meat substitutes are natural unmeat, not unnatural meat.
celebrities and influencers "using their platform" to say the dumbest shit imaginable well i'm doing this to your platform
HOLY SHIT I haven’t thought about that game in years! It was annoying as hell to put up
im sorry i dont have time to participate in society. im too busy considering the humble worm
